(Source: happynakedfun)
Rudolph
All the other reindeer made fun of Rudolph because of his red, shiny nose.
Then Rudolph saved Christmas by helping guide Santa’s sleigh during a stormy Christmas Eve and all the other reindeer loved him.
Rudolph pondered this sudden change of heart due solely to his utility and not to his personal worth as a reindeer.
Filled with rage at the injustice, he reasoned that if his nose could give off huge amounts of light, this light could be controlled, directed, concentrated.
Having mastered the powers of his mutant curse, Rudolph burned down any reindeer who would not submit to his reign with crashing beams of scarlet hellfire from his nose.
And that’s the tale of Rudolph, Overlord of the Reindeer.
(Source: exxxclusive, via toodumb4you)
Appropriateness
If you weren’t such an enormous tard you’d understand that you can post all the smut you want if you just post in the appropriate place.
Instead you get all bent out of shape and rage some more at your favorite right wing bogeymen.
It has got to be tough to be such an “extreme intellect”.
PS: your favorite “philanthropic organization”; All they do is hand out bumper stickers and sell bracelets with their moronic catchphrase, I think you like them because they are as empty as you.
